Born to Write
Contradiction: “Shut your mouth and answer me!”
Endurance: “Sit there, until I tell you to move.”
Contortionism: “Just look at that hole in the back of your shirt.”
Exaggeration: “If I told you once, I told you eighty thousand times.”
Reality: “Money doesn’t grow on trees.”
Animal Husbandry: “You’re acting like an ass.”
Sex: “Lie down with a mangy dog and you’ll get fleas.”
Psychological Warfare: “Do not make me pull this car over.”
Suspense: “Just wait until your father gets home.”
Understanding: “When you reach my age, you’ll understand.”
Maths: “I am going to count to three.”
Parallels: “It’s colder than a ditch-digger’s ass out there.”
Heredity: “You are just like your father.”
Decorum: “Shut the door, you weren’t raised in a barn.”
Old School Italian
Born to Write
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Irish History, Culture, Heritage, Language, Mythology
spare the crazy vocabulary, speak from your heart
Poetry, Prose, Photography
by Lize Bard
Natalie. Writer. Photographer. Etc.
Exploring land recently released by ice (geologically speaking)