LeeLee March
Born to Write
What My Parents Taught Me~
Contradiction: “Shut your mouth and answer me!”
Endurance: “Sit there, until I tell you to move.”
Contortionism: “Just look at that hole in the back of your shirt.”
Exaggeration: “If I told you once, I told you eighty thousand times.”
Reality: “Money doesn’t grow on trees.”
Animal Husbandry: “You’re acting like an ass.”
Sex: “Lie down with a mangy dog and you’ll get fleas.”
Psychological Warfare: “Do not make me pull this car over.”
Suspense: “Just wait until your father gets home.”
Understanding: “When you reach my age, you’ll understand.”
Maths: “I am going to count to three.”
Parallels: “It’s colder than a ditch-digger’s ass out there.”
Heredity: “You are just like your father.”
Decorum: “Shut the door, you weren’t raised in a barn.”
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